There are turtles in the backyard

Adam was in the backyard (killing these crazy black bugs that are trying to take over the house) and he looked over the fence and there was a tortoise sitting on the other side of the fence, content as can be. I have never seen a tortoise just out in the wild before, let alone right in the backyard! I asked someone from the area if that was normal and he gave me a look that told me that he didn't think I was a very smart person and assured me that it was normal here. 

 He was so handsome, he deserved a name, and, of course, Adam named him Donatello.